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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:26
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
This couple paid $19M for 2 Jersey Shore houses. Then they demolished them. - NJ.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
How can I earn money through OnlyFans?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts